Wednesday, 02.01.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 2 February 2023
⏱️ 102 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo. What's going on, kid? Not much. How are you? I'm great, ma'am. You don't come. Yeah. Why are you looking at me? |
| 0:55.0 | It's a sad day for you. Why? Brady. Your boy. Oh, I'm not. I'm going with him. |
| 1:02.0 | He announced his retirement. He was in tears on his ass. He said he's only allowed to get one. He said, you're only, I like that guy. |
| 1:10.0 | He's like, you're only allowed to get one tear of your body. So we tried to keep it brief, but he was getting a little trucked up there. |
| 1:15.0 | I guess he wasn't crying, I suppose, but just and I know we don't need the, we're not like a sports show, but just I know Brady are retired once this time. |
| 1:26.0 | I feel fairly confident that he'll probably stay retired. Although I'm not a hundred percent. I had a friend this morning who's like, no, I'm a hundred percent sure this. |
| 1:33.0 | I'm not a hundred percent, but I'm pretty confident. But, but I don't know if you've seen this being shared on Twitter. |
| 1:39.0 | I'm more happy because there's at least one rumor that said Brady to Michigan as quarterback coach. |
| 1:45.0 | There you go. And I was like, oh, man, I'm sure you wouldn't do that, but I really do. |
| 1:49.0 | What will he do? I figured he'd do TV and that's what I would guess. |
| 1:52.0 | I mean, we know that he's going to do some TV, right? Like he's got to. He's Tom Brady. That'll be his. |
| 1:57.0 | I don't know. You don't know. I don't know. I think I'd be too good to pass up. They would offer him. |
| 2:01.0 | Oh, they'd offer him as much as they wanted. I mean, but you know, I don't know. |
| 2:07.0 | He's got that TV 12 stop. You know, yeah, he has enough money, but it's the, it's that question about his competitiveness, right? |
| 2:15.0 | Which we've talked about so many times before, you know, because for us, I would have said a long time ago, I'm good. Take the money. I'm done. |
| 2:21.0 | But for him, he had to keep playing. So now what does he do to challenge himself? But people have been sharing this stat. It's just such a crazy graphic. |
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