Tuesday, 01.31.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 31 January 2023
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Are Chiefs fans insufferable? A member of congress does his best job to make sure that the rest of the country hates Chiefs fans. *I'm sure you love your kids and think that they're the best thing to ever happen to you but it can't all be sunshine and roses. Some things about being a parent just suck. *The Mr. Beast controversy rages on. Curing the blind sure sounds nice to me but some people think it's just another sign that we're living in a dystopian reality. *Doomscrolling!! More fallout in Memphis from the Tyre Nichols video. Alec Baldwin has officially been charged with involuntary manslaughter. You can live like Kevin Costner for just under $40k a night. Police are searching for a sadistic piece of s*** in Oregon. Florida man sues over a Florida sheriff's web series, Wheel of Fugitives. A school cafeteria employee is accused of stealing $1.5 million in chicken wings. *This Fireball lawsuit has been the talk of the town in our twitch chat and subreddit so let's get to the bottom of it. *What makes you think someone is smart? If you find yourself in a room full of strangers, do you assume you're smarter than most of them? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! You can chat with us and watch us record the podcast every weekday at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo We usually start around 2 pm central. When we're not streaming, we're hanging out on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and you can find links to all these things on our website www.lazlo.church Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo. Yo. All right. What are we doing? How are you? I'm great. Glad to hear. No problems. Well, Lazlo. Yeah. |
| 0:56.0 | I woke up this morning. I could, you know, do my normal routine. I make my coffee and I open the laptop and start looking at news stories. |
| 1:03.0 | And I see there's a lot of talk, a lot of sports talk, right, because of the Super Bowl coming out. Sure. |
| 1:09.0 | And I see people online calling chiefs fans insufferable. Right. |
| 1:14.0 | Now, look, I know that when a team is good for a period of time, right, you're going to have that pushback. |
| 1:25.0 | You're going to root for the underdog. Americans loves the root. So I assumed that, you know, it's like going into the AFC championship game. |
| 1:31.0 | I go for an ask me, who's most of America rooting for in this game? I was like, oh, I'm probably Cincinnati. I don't know. I mean, it would be different. |
| 1:37.0 | It would be different if I would say for sure overwhelmingly Cincinnati, if it hadn't been for the fact that they won last year, right? |
| 1:43.0 | So maybe that evens it up a little bit. They feel a little less like their underdogs, but I would guess it was probably I never looked up a map. |
| 1:49.0 | But when you live in a small, you know, relatively small city like Kansas City, and there's a big sports moment, like when the royals went to the World Series on 2014. |
| 1:59.0 | Was that the first year that they wanted that to your run? Yeah. |
| 2:02.0 | You know, all the local news at the time was like, look at these maps. Here's who's rooting for who? |
| 2:06.0 | And it was most of the countries like, hey, go little guys. Good for you. |
| 2:10.0 | But then once you got a team that's good and your quarterbacks being talked about all the time, especially if you watch Nick Wright show, I'm sure it gets old quickly. |
| 2:17.0 | It's no kind of we're talking earlier, like has there ever been a team that that was good for an extended period of time where the fans weren't accused of being, you know, unknowing, insufferable. |
| 2:28.0 | Where people just didn't hate the team, hate the quarterback. I thought, you know, maybe the cults a little bit, but we were talking, I don't know exactly how long they were good. |
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