Wedding Ruiners (w/ Solomon Georgio)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Stand-up comedian and #Skategang member Solomon Georgio (Shrill, Adam Ruins Everything) talks to Nicole about his recent butt surgery and how he's been adapting to his new butt. They also chat about his skincare routine, the importance of partners posing for photos, and why his mom got kicked out of his brother's wedding. Nicole reveals why she doesn't like Christmas and how she got into a fight about a Christmas tree. Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964 Order Nicole's book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, holy night!
0:27.0	Oh, holy night!
0:33.0	Oh, boy!
0:36.0	It's not special, it's just a Friday that fell on Christmas.
0:42.0	Merry Christmas to you and yours!
0:45.0	This is an episode of Why Won't You Date.
0:48.0	I don't know why I'm fucking up the name of my own podcast.
0:51.0	I just got caught up in Christmas cheer.
0:54.0	Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:57.0	A podcast or a medical buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
1:00.0	Even though you could dress up as Santa Claus, come down my chimney, steal all my stuff,
1:05.0	leave me a lump of coal and be like, ho ho ho, you stupid bitch and then toss me downstairs.
1:10.0	My guest today!
1:16.0	You know him, you love him!
1:19.0	He's got a half hour on Comedy Central, you've seen him on Crashing,
1:22.0	you've seen him on Adirons, everything he's written for, Hi Fidelity, Shrill,
1:26.0	Adirons, everything, and an episode, I didn't know you wrote for SpongeBob SquarePans.
1:31.0	So many, Georgia!
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