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🗓️ 18 December 2020
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
0:24.0 | Baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
0:27.0 | A podcast or a meaner coldfire tries to figure out |
0:29.0 | how I'm still single. |
0:31.0 | Even though I've been redecorating my house |
0:35.0 | and you could just all over my wallpaper |
0:37.0 | I would use it as extra glue. |
0:41.0 | My guest today, you know him from the Daily Show Space Force, |
0:47.0 | the opening act, the last or jeep, better call salt. |
0:50.0 | He's got specials. |
0:52.0 | Oh boy! Oh boy, it's Roy! |
0:54.0 | What? |
0:55.0 | Junior! Hello, hello, hello! |
1:01.0 | It's a lot of stackle if you're using jizz |
1:04.0 | as you can plaster a Paris. |
1:08.0 | But then I'll never come off the wall. |
1:11.0 | Yes, that would be a very interesting wall |
1:14.0 | with like those kindergarten ceilings |
1:16.0 | with those weird, let me stop right there. |
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