Issues Affecting the Black Condition (w/ Roy Wood Jr.)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2020
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Roy Wood Jr. (The Daily Show) shares his calculations on the safest way of traveling during COVID, discusses dealing with friends who aren't taking the pandemic seriously, getting detained in Canada, and reporting on Black issues on The Daily Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:24.0 | Baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.0 | A podcast or a meaner coldfire tries to figure out |
| 0:29.0 | how I'm still single. |
| 0:31.0 | Even though I've been redecorating my house |
| 0:35.0 | and you could just all over my wallpaper |
| 0:37.0 | I would use it as extra glue. |
| 0:41.0 | My guest today, you know him from the Daily Show Space Force, |
| 0:47.0 | the opening act, the last or jeep, better call salt. |
| 0:50.0 | He's got specials. |
| 0:52.0 | Oh boy! Oh boy, it's Roy! |
| 0:54.0 | What? |
| 0:55.0 | Junior! Hello, hello, hello! |
| 1:01.0 | It's a lot of stackle if you're using jizz |
| 1:04.0 | as you can plaster a Paris. |
| 1:08.0 | But then I'll never come off the wall. |
| 1:11.0 | Yes, that would be a very interesting wall |
| 1:14.0 | with like those kindergarten ceilings |
| 1:16.0 | with those weird, let me stop right there. |
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