WEDDING DISASTERS

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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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If you are attending somebody’s fourth wedding or higher, that person’s family fucked up! When is the optimal time on a wedding day to fight the clergy? If your wedding is written up in the New York Post, you fucked up! Why cargo shorts are the ideal wedding attire Which former Fullcast guest turned the Designing Women house into a Superfund site? When to confess your love for the bride or groom and then join the Marines! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is my actual favorite.
0:01.6	Cupid Chuffles, awesome.
0:03.0	I have something about this one from bird teeth.
0:06.6	During my aunt and uncle's Catholic wedding ceremony,
0:09.4	one of the groomsmen passed out
0:10.9	from what would turn out to be food poisoning.
0:13.0	The priest asked for any doctors and attendants
0:14.8	to come up and my dad, a medical device salesman,
0:17.7	answered the call.
0:18.6	Oh, this could not help.
0:22.3	And only went into the delay.
0:24.2	That role stuff, and he's like, you want to see pap?
0:28.8	Oh.
0:32.6	I'm Dr. Adjacent.
0:33.6	Wow.
0:39.2	It'll be 37 monthly installments of $600.
0:46.2	But we will.
0:47.8	This is like, right up.
0:49.4	This is like Hank Hill saying he's a firefighter.
0:55.3	I just see him as having one of those horrifying instructional
0:58.1	dolls that use in med school to teach on or the indentest
1:01.6	offices, to teach dentists that Treball used to tweet out.
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