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Oh, why the showtiny music for the internet's only college football podcast you ask why the sounds of drums as if a show was beginning

probably because I think we're just gonna end up talking a lot about Las Vegas tonight boys and by boys I mean boys because Holly's out tonight and our frequent guest Holly Anderson and in addition to that Ryan is out and that leaves you and me Jason along with the server what's up server chime in hello how are we doing this is

your captain speaking can you imagine by the way if the pilot who influenced everyone's voice and the way that we speak over airplane radios was not Chuck Yeager from West Virginia with his distinct the iconic growl over the mic but instead it was like Fred Schneider of the B-52s right your captain speaking well landing

what I think the thing there is every plane would have to be a B-52 right yeah it's 737 well yeah that's what it says on the side of the fuselage but we're gonna call it a B-52 buddy like yeah we're making great time in this B-52 we're gonna we got winded our back we're gonna shave half an hour off I mean obviously all this would be delivered in French night

voice but yeah we're gonna have no problem finding taxi space because you know if they don't clear out we're just gonna bomb the hell out of

the new work that's that's how you're landing in Newark actually dropping you right on the runway the only way to go spot like the muppets we're just

gonna throw you right out of the cargo hold this plane's going Milan you're going here when you said boys only show

like Ryan is the only man here yeah Ryan is the only man the only man but he's not the he's not the adult the only adult is Holly right sure how

somehow Ryan is gotten to man no man child I will put Ryan okay okay okay right rest I only

am floids the adult yeah floids the adult I am the weirdest result which is very old boy yeah I was thinking

when I was look you can tell me if you were like this at all when I was like you know four or five six or

whatever I was like I'm an old soul right like I was basically 14 at age three but here's the thing

once I passed 14 I never stopped being 14 I've just been like between age two and right now I've

been 14 the entire time 14 so you think that's like your your chronological default in your brain

right yeah there's probably there's probably points in the day where you go I'm feeling about 32

and then you go I'm feeling about 71 right now and then you probably might bounce back down to like

you know 17 but then you end up settling on 14 right yeah well I mean like it's just always been

14 like when I was you know eight or whatever oh I'm so much smarter than these these idiots in

second grade whatever if I can grade you know but like of course I wasn't you know there's just

this not be a little dickhead but like now now that I have passed the age of 14 there has been no

change just an entire life lived at age 14 now yeah that's that's a pretty decent set though because

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