Wedding Attendees, Did You Ever See Someone Get LEFT AT THE ALTAR?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 28 December 2024
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| 0:00.0 | Wedding attendees. Did you ever see one get cancelled, mid-ceremony? In sixth grade, my entire |
| 0:07.0 | class went to our teacher's wedding. My teacher was the bride, and about three-quarters of the way |
| 0:11.8 | down the aisle, when the groom decided he just couldn't do it. He walked off to the side, |
| 0:16.7 | and at first my teacher and her father didn't notice and kept walking, smiling radiantly. |
| 0:22.1 | There was about a minute of really solid confusion, last minute cold feet, bathroom emergency, |
| 0:27.1 | before everyone realized what was going on. |
| 0:29.8 | My teacher was whisked out of the church and an announcement was made that there wasn't going to be a wedding. |
| 0:35.1 | This happened the second or third week of June, she didn't come back for the last week of school. Ugly situation. |
| 0:42.3 | Not called off, just relocated. The bride wanted everything to be lit by candlelight as it was much more romantic. |
| 0:49.3 | Well, of course, something, a wall hanging or tapestry of some sort, caught fire, set off the fire alarm |
| 0:55.5 | and everyone had to evacuate the church. The ceremony was continued and finished in the parking lot |
| 1:00.8 | with a couple of fire trucks in the background. I worked at a bar when I was at university. Two guys |
| 1:07.5 | came in dressed to the nines. I asked what they were doing that day, and they told me the wedding they were going to was cancelled. |
| 1:13.6 | The maid of honour had been sleeping with the groom. |
| 1:16.6 | One of the other bridesmaids had known about it for some time, but decided the best time to tell her was the morning of the wedding. |
| 1:23.6 | A co-worker of the groom got super drunk, stood up and announced she had been boinking the |
| 1:28.6 | groom for the past six months. |
| 1:30.9 | This was right before the bride walked down the aisle. |
| 1:34.6 | The bride's cousin had a sudden and unexpected fatal heart attack, took the entire family |
| 1:40.1 | a month to recover. |
| 1:41.9 | Bride and groom had a small ceremony afterwards. God, what a drama |
| 1:46.8 | queen! Just had to take the spotlight away from their happy day, didn't they? Some people. And yes, |
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