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Am I the Genius?

Wedding Attendees, Did You Ever See Someone Get LEFT AT THE ALTAR?

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.7643 Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

Wedding attendees. Did you ever see one get cancelled, mid-ceremony? In sixth grade, my entire

0:07.0

class went to our teacher's wedding. My teacher was the bride, and about three-quarters of the way

0:11.8

down the aisle, when the groom decided he just couldn't do it. He walked off to the side,

0:16.7

and at first my teacher and her father didn't notice and kept walking, smiling radiantly.

0:22.1

There was about a minute of really solid confusion, last minute cold feet, bathroom emergency,

0:27.1

before everyone realized what was going on.

0:29.8

My teacher was whisked out of the church and an announcement was made that there wasn't going to be a wedding.

0:35.1

This happened the second or third week of June, she didn't come back for the last week of school. Ugly situation.

0:42.3

Not called off, just relocated. The bride wanted everything to be lit by candlelight as it was much more romantic.

0:49.3

Well, of course, something, a wall hanging or tapestry of some sort, caught fire, set off the fire alarm

0:55.5

and everyone had to evacuate the church. The ceremony was continued and finished in the parking lot

1:00.8

with a couple of fire trucks in the background. I worked at a bar when I was at university. Two guys

1:07.5

came in dressed to the nines. I asked what they were doing that day, and they told me the wedding they were going to was cancelled.

1:13.6

The maid of honour had been sleeping with the groom.

1:16.6

One of the other bridesmaids had known about it for some time, but decided the best time to tell her was the morning of the wedding.

1:23.6

A co-worker of the groom got super drunk, stood up and announced she had been boinking the

1:28.6

groom for the past six months.

1:30.9

This was right before the bride walked down the aisle.

1:34.6

The bride's cousin had a sudden and unexpected fatal heart attack, took the entire family

1:40.1

a month to recover.

1:41.9

Bride and groom had a small ceremony afterwards. God, what a drama

1:46.8

queen! Just had to take the spotlight away from their happy day, didn't they? Some people. And yes,

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