WED PT 4: What would JLR do if he found Mary Elizabeth at the bottom of the stairs?

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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What would JLR do if he found Mary Elizabeth at the bottom of the stairs? Elon Musk unfiltered Twitter's AI, Grok, and it ran amuck. Teenage boys die after being circumcised during a South African tribe initiation ceremony. Man stands on a ledge of a building to help save others from burning apartment.

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0:00.0	The only morning show more awkward than when your barber brushes his junk up against your arm.
0:06.6	Hey, yo, come on, man.
0:08.0	It's Rover's Morning Glory.
0:17.4	Dogey, you're going to get to a super-sized shizzy in just a moment.
0:22.1	What do you have on the way?
0:23.6	When's the last time you were at a cracker barrel?
0:26.6	I think I've only eaten at a cracker barrel two times in my life.
0:30.6	It's been many, many years.
0:32.6	Fans are not happy with some of the plans that they're doing to switch things up a little, and I'll tell you what they're doing, and even see if you would notice next.
0:41.6	All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
0:47.1	Jeffrey, if you found Mary Elizabeth at the bottom of the steps bleeding from the head, what would you do?
0:54.0	Call 911, so my wife fell down to steps and he needed to hear quickly, you know.
0:58.4	Would you help her? Would you offer assistance?
1:00.6	I try to help her if I, you know, if she's able to communicate with me, I'd try to help her out, you know.
1:06.0	I bet you you would.
1:07.0	It's my wife, it's my wife, do you?
1:09.0	I didn't say it wasn't. It had some rough patches and everything, but still I'd still help her.
1:12.5	Yeah, do you?
1:13.4	Did you not hear what you were yelling at her?
1:15.9	She was saying, I bet you would help her.
1:19.8	I know I would help her.
1:21.1	Of course, we all agree.
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