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Rover's Morning Glory

WED PT 4: the government is involved in hybrid breeding programs with aliens

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.5919 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Rover put the wrong destination address for his Uber. Astronaut Larocque. Former U.S. Representative Matt Gaetz says the government is involved in hybrid breeding programs with aliens. 

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0:00.0

No gloss, no filter.

0:03.0

Just stories.

0:04.7

Spoken without fear.

0:06.4

Person who is not generous can not be an artist.

0:09.4

The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.

0:14.3

Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Bhats show on the IHeart Radio app,

0:18.5

Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:23.2

Come for the honesty.

0:24.8

Stay for the fire.

0:29.9

Rover is emotionally constipated.

0:33.1

That's a nice way of saying he doesn't give a shit.

0:35.9

Rover's morning glory.

0:57.8

Thank you. That's a nice way of saying he doesn't give a shit. Rover's Morning Glory. Roman, you're on Rover's morning glory. Good morning, Roman. You're on Rover's morning glory. Good morning, Roman.

0:59.8

Yo, Rover. How are you?

1:00.5

Yo, what's happening?

1:06.0

Hey, we're still talking about the Uber Eats and everything.

1:13.7

I got a buddy who's notorious for ordering Uber Eats, ordering to his house all the time every day, especially when we got a buzz going.

1:22.0

Bachelor party last year, you know, we're out in Arizona, ordering food never comes. Ordering food. Again, never comes. Never, never gets there. His wife calls us, or his Beyonce calls us in the morning

1:28.8

the next day and says, why is there

1:31.2

four bags of McDonald's sitting on our

1:33.4

front point? Oh, you had it delivered to the

1:35.4

wrong place. He had to deliver to his house.

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