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Rover's Morning Glory

WED PT 4: Duji and JLR take a cognitive test

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Leisure, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5920 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Duji and JLR take a cognitive test. Charlie and Rover score their tests.

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0:00.0

Jeffrey LaRocque, the world heavyweight champion.

0:05.3

Of not brushing his teeth.

0:07.4

I mean, I brush my teeth in like once or twice a month.

0:11.0

This is Rover's morning glory.

0:30.5

Banked Jake says, if you're so scared of your spouse hearing or seeing you poop then you're married to the wrong person i don't think so i don't think she wants to see me poop, and I can tell you, I don't want to see her poop.

0:43.2

Maybe we are married to the wrong person, but I think perhaps it's the opposite.

0:48.1

I'm married to the right person because she feels the same way.

0:50.2

She doesn't want me to see her poop, doesn't want to see me poop.

0:53.8

Everybody poops.

0:55.1

Who cares?

0:55.7

Kaylee says, farting into the toilet, the echo is very embarrassing.

1:01.6

It's sort of cavernous.

1:03.7

Craig says, my buddy was on a plane.

1:06.1

He ripped a huge fart.

1:07.7

It stunk really bad.

1:08.9

Everyone was looking around around and the black woman

1:10.8

behind him said, I saw you

1:12.6

leaning, mother effer.

1:16.2

It's great.

1:19.9

It's one of the reasons why I don't

1:22.3

eat before I fly.

1:24.8

Why?

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