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Rover's Morning Glory

WED PT 3: Why is Jeffrey bleeding?

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Leisure, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5920 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Two more dildos have entered the chat. Snitzer and Charlie bet Rover that another dildo be thrown on the court by Saturday. Ex-DOGE staffer nicknamed ‘Big Balls’ was savagely beaten after 10 juveniles attempted to carjack him in DC. Lyme disease. The Nicki Minaj challenge. Why is Jeffrey bleeding?

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0:00.0

You can blame them for a lot of things. But not that positive pregnancy test. Welcome back to Rover's Morning Glory.

0:19.0

Shizzy coming up in just a moment, the news. What do you have on the way, do she? Charlie Sheen's in the news. He apparently made a $1,000 donation to somebody we have talked about in the news. And I'll tell you why he donated to her next. We'll get to that in just a moment. Jake in Butler, Pennsylvania. You're on Rover. Good morning, Gloria. Good morning, Rover. How are you? Hey, what's happening? Oh, not much. Hey, I just wanted to see if you saw that while you were on break, a, another dildo ended up on a WMBA court. So that was our second. And then a third one happened last night. We're up to three lime green dildos.

0:54.6

The third dildo was thrown out onto the car. All right. Now, I did see reports. I didn't see any video, but I was on vacation. I tried to keep up with the headlines. And I did see a headline about a second dildo being thrown onto a WMBA court. But now you're telling me last night, a third Dildo has been thrown out there.

0:54.7

Yeah, they, a third Dildo has been thrown out there.

1:14.0

Yeah, they threw a third one, and that actually went right at that Sophie Cunningham that plays for Indiana

1:18.4

because she had tweeted out, quit throwing Dildos on the basketball court.

1:22.3

You're going to hurt someone.

1:24.4

Somebody tweeted back at her and said, why don't you quit playing basketball in the dildo range?

1:25.3

Oh, that's so mean, you guys. Throwing dildos. I mean, that is. That's just ridiculous. It is a weird. Now, are they all lime grain? All three have been lime green, and they arrested the first guy that did it. I don't think they got the second guy where this well they obviously third one was last night

1:27.3

so I don't think they got him either.

1:28.3

It's not the been lime green and they arrested the first guy that did it i don't think they got the second guy where this well they obviously certain ones last night so i don't think they got him either it's

1:47.8

not the same dildo throwing perpetrator it's a copycat dildo perpetrator but i do like that they

1:53.9

are all using the same color they're color coordinating lime green dildos for some strange reason

2:00.2

i have video of the third okay the third one i'm going to look at some footage, Jake. Thank you for bringing gildo to my attention. I'm trying to just get everything together. This is all coming in really fast. Yes, yes. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know this was going on. Okay, so here is, I believe this is the third.

2:18.2

Okay.

2:18.5

Dildo, all right.

2:21.3

Oh, look out.

2:22.7

There it is.

2:24.9

And let's intruder watch this lady gets mad and kicks it.

2:29.5

Oh, look out.

2:30.9

Something just came into the floor.

2:38.4

The opposing player kicks the Dildo off the cart now that's dangerous yeah now let me just look like that hit a player too

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