management keeps trying to get rover to water down the show and he finally gave in here's more gold for your ears

oh yeah this is cool welcome back to rover's morning glory shiz coming up in just a few minutes what

do you have on the way do she you might hear might hear from an alien today. An alien might be

speaking to you today. I'll tell you that story. Also, I'm curious, if I were to tell you, I'm selling

my donut business and I sold it for a million dollars, and now I'm going to open up a weight loss

clinic. Would you think that it's, I'd be a hypocrite? Keeping yourself in business, I guess, right? What a, send yourself up for success. Yeah, but isn't that crazy to go from here, eat my sugar, and then here go on a diet? Isn't that weird? A little bit. Okay, so somebody just did that in the news. Very famous person just sold their business.

I'll tell you who it is, what the business is, and what they're now going to do.

All right.

Jam says, Rover, please buy your wife's slutty outfits and take pictures of her and then post them.

Please.

And Lisa says, am I really the only woman that notices what side men dress to when you look at them?

What, what?

What side men?

That's right.

How's it hanging?

Oh, I don't know.

So to speak.

You know.

You look at a guy's crotch to see where it's hanging? No. I'm assuming chicks do. Right? I don't. No. It's going to go one of the ways. You know, you've never noticed a guy's package in his crotch. I've noticed it before, but I've never, that's not what I'm looking at. I don't go, there's a guy, let me look at his crotch.

That is not.

Girls don't do that at all.

I even, I just see somebody they might catch my eye because they're attractive, but that's where the thought ends.

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