WED PT 3: Krystle's car is tracking her

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

4.5 • 920 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Friday the 13th. Farts fight off dementia. Charlie has been eating everything in his freezer. Miami ranked #1 for most aggressive drivers. Krystle's car is tracking her.

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0:00.0	We're back to the show that single-handedly keeps all the I-Heart lawyers employed.
0:07.0	Yeah, make that money.
0:09.2	Rover's Morning Glory.
0:14.3	Shizzy is coming up in a few minutes, but nothing is a bigger headline than what we just witnessed with the plastic ball. Go on,
0:22.6	doji? If you're a fan of the Friday the 13th franchise movies, I've got some good news for you.
0:28.6	I'll tell you the story coming up next. We'll get to that in just a moment.
0:32.6	Somebody wants to know, Jeffrey, what did your dentist say about swishing with vagina balls in your mouth?
0:39.9	He did recommend Listerine. What about Vigina balls?
0:44.2	That was not brought up in the conversation.
0:47.9	All right. And Waco says that Curious George has already put in an offer on that plastic ball. Bidding is fierce for that. Would you be willing to sell that plastic ball to Curious George, Jeffrey? It depends on what he's willing to pay. Well, what's your throw a price out? What do you think? What do you think's fair? Oof. I have to mull over that. Let's just throw out any number.
1:11.1	What do you think?
1:12.0	A hundred bucks.
1:13.0	$100.
1:13.8	$100 and he can have the vagina ball.
1:18.2	Shannon says you guys are disgusting.
1:21.9	Why?
1:22.5	Be better than what you're talking about.
1:27.2	I'm sorry. We're doing amazing things with scientific things with the human body. Okay.
1:33.3	Yeah, it happened to my Aunt Rose, remember. It wasn't a ping pong ball, but it was a needle.
1:37.6	It went in her finger and it came out her toe. It probably went through her personal stuff,
1:44.0	went down the leg.
1:45.0	Yeah, same thing.
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