How is listening to RMG better than sex? Well, it lasts for four hours instead of four minutes. You can do it on the bus and you never have to sit in the wet spot. Welcome back to Rover's Morning Glory. Charlie, you were in Alaska a few weeks ago.

Oh yeah?

We were gone for a week.

Yep.

Did that mess with your, this traveling mess with your bathroom habits?

Do you get, do you have issues?

No, not, I don't have too bad.

Really?

But I know a lot of people do like,

one of the guys I was with, he had to take, what is it called,

Duke Alex?

Duke-O-Lex?

No, I think it's Duke-Co, like a Duky, like Dukylax.

He had to take that because he was backed up for five of the day straight. Oh, dude. When I travel, that happens to me. And so when we got to a place where we were going to be there for a while, he had to take a bunch of stuff to unload. Well, this is backed up. That's what happens to me. I mean, when I travel and then there's, if I'm going to be traveling for a while, let's say I'm going to be gone for 10 days. The first five, six, seven days, I may have like a rabbit, like a pellet. That's because you're always doing weird. And then after that, watch out. It's going to open. You're doing weird stuff. You're taking weird concoctions.

Yes, I've been with you.

And for no reason, you'll just take emotium.

No, no.

I've seen you do it.

You've taken it for no reason.

There's no purpose to do it.

You're like, I don't want to have to go on the plane.

I understand that thinking.

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