WED FULL SHOW: Rover offers to buy JLR a new astronaut suit set, would you write an essay for a job interview, and Gia's friends want Rover to buy her Harry Styles tickets

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 920 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 174 minutes

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Summary

Rover offers to buy JLR a new astronaut suit set. Ear catching names. Duji refuses to have her mom move in with her. Rover's cooktop doesn't work at the condo. Salesman is suing Tom Ford after he alleges his boss was engaging in sexual acts and intimate photos with VIP clients. Fake news stories. A man was arrested after he sprayed Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar in the face with an unknown substance. Chrissy Teigen announced on her social media that she has been sober for 53 days. Duji claims she has never partaken in dry January. JLR and his wife have been sleeping in bed together for months. The Browns cannot find a replacement head coach. Writing an essay for a job interview. Billionaires can get away with rub and tug. Superbowl picks. Paparazzi. Gia's friends want Rover to buy her Harry Styles tickets for her 16th birthday. Did JLR run into something with his car? A man running for Ohio Attorney General claims he will kill Donald Trump.

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0:00.0	This is Rover's Morning Glory.
0:08.9	Rover.
0:09.8	I got on that out big and broad.
0:12.1	Dozy.
0:12.7	Hey, I had grass for a doctor.
0:14.6	Charlie.
0:15.4	The poopboard.
0:16.0	You at your house.
0:17.1	And Jeffrey.
0:18.6	She.
0:18.9	I, I, yeah.
0:21.6	Streaming on roRadio.com,
0:24.6	Rover's morning glory starts now.
0:27.7	Now. Good morning. What's happening? It is Wednesday, January 28th, 2026.
1:02.1	Good morning. It's Rover. I'm Rover. Dozy is here.
1:05.1	Good morning, sir. Charlie is here. Hi. Crystal is here.
1:11.1	Hello.
1:12.2	Snitzer is here.
1:13.5	Hey, man.
1:14.1	And Mr. Jeffrey, Alan the Roke, is in the fart box.
1:18.9	Yo.
1:20.1	Once again, in orbit.
	...

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