WED FULL SHOW: JLR checks out Rover's butt cheeks, Charlie had a hemorrhoid pop, and there are dildos on the court

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 177 minutes

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Summary

Are you using baby wipes? Pogo. What were you holding? Road closures. Jeffrey loves the Golden Girls. Americans are spending more than fifty percent of their time on the internet. Research shows the younger a child has a smart phone can increase the chance of having mental health issues. Adults are spending more money on toys than kids. Did a player yank off her wig? Dildos on the court. A Secret Service agent was caught trying to sneak his wife onto a transport plane that was accompanying the president’s Air Force One jet to Scotland. When Rover travels, he gets constipated. Duji tickles her butt crack to completely empty her bowels. Hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet too long. Charlie had a hemorrhoid pop and bled through his jeans. Outside clothes. Duji wishes she could be more motivated to clean. JLR checks out Rover's wound on his butt cheeks. Charlie pooped after using the new technique. Rover thinks broccoli, brussel sprouts, and asparagus are gross. How to say Taco Bell.

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0:00.0	This is Rover's morning glory.
0:09.0	Rover.
0:09.9	You need a father figure.
0:12.2	I drink her toilet water.
0:14.7	Charlie.
0:15.4	I'm not here to please you guys.
0:17.2	And Jeffrey.
0:18.4	Oh my God.
0:21.9	Streaming on RoverRadio.com,
0:24.7	Rover's morning glory starts now. Good morning. What's happening? It is Wednesday, July 30th, 2025. Good morning. It's Robert's morning. Glory, I'm Rolf. Doogie is here.
1:04.7	Good morning, sir. Charlie is here. Hi. Snitzer is here. Amen.
1:10.6	Crystal is here. Hello. And Mr. Jeffrey Allen LaRocke is in the house. Live and in living color from Suea RMG in the heart of the Death Star Radio Complex. You're with us as well. 866. Yo Rover. 866-9676-6837. That's how you reach your show. Give us a call at that number. You can text us at that number that comes into the studio in real time. But the best way, give us a call 8669676837. I'll get to your email here in just a moment. I looked into the fart box because there was a lot of, a lot you know something caught the my eye out of the corner of
1:45.6	my eye there's a lot of movement in there and i see i maybe it's an everyday occurrence i don't know
1:53.2	but it looks to me like crystal is taking a shower using baby wipes like she's a you know like a cripple or something that's what I just think she's
2:02.8	her of doing and I was like what do you do I thought she's
2:04.7	putting deodorant on
2:05.7	she's definitely so there must be some
2:08.8	reason why she's taking a shower with
2:10.9	with baby wipes
2:13.0	I don't know what it is but
2:15.6	wait did you see me in my car, or did you see me in here? No, right in there. Because in my car I was putting on lotion. I didn't know if you saw me doing that. In here, I was lint rolling. Oh, you were lint rolling. Because I'm in all black. Oh, I just did a quick little lint roll. Oh, I don't know, like your arm was up.
2:34.4	I thought, yeah, okay, all right. I have a little tiny travel lint roller I keep in my backpack. I have one of those also. All right, I saw the, I saw something white. I thought it was a wet white, but it was a lint roller. Oh, maybe it was, you know what, did you take the thing off? Did you take the, because it did not look like a lint roller.
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