Welcome to the Tech Meme Right Home for Wednesday, May 15th, 2024 I'm Brian McCullough today.

All the announces from Google's massive I.

Event yesterday, including, yes, Generative AI summaries are fully coming to

Google Search, plus the camera-based AI system they tease that looks really cool.

Iilius Siskever officially leaves open AI and is crypto the only place left where you can raise a billion dollar seed round

Here's what you miss today in the world of tech

I regret not holding the show until later on Monday for that open AI event, but I'm glad I didn't hold the show yesterday for the Google I.O. Keynote. There was just so so much as expected. In real

time I would have had zero ability to filter out what was actually important.

I kind of empathize with Kyle Carr Mitchell who said this on

threads. Compared to W.W. D.C. or what we saw from Open AI yesterday, Google

I.O. continue to feel like the presentation day at the end of a hackathon.

Don't get me wrong.

Hackathons are awesome and those presentation days are always mind-blowing.

But that's what Google is.

The world's largest advertising sales company with a huge side gig of brilliant engineers

doing years-long hackathons on things without anyone ever really putting together a picture

of a cohesive product.

It's exhausting in aggregate." But with the benefit of 12 hours to

sort it all out, here's everything that happened along with the most important things that

happened. The most important things that happened.

The most important one first.

Who says Google will be disrupted

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