Weather's Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
I need a vacation...from this vacation!
HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/
Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi.
For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code rudetales.
And checkout The First Binding here
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "Dark Brandon" of Podcasts! Hmm let's see, what else is in the news...
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!
Follow the show:
Twitter: @of_rude
Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic
Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.
Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgun Podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Ah, there you are, traveller. |
| 0:12.0 | Come inside to hang up your couch, put your feet by the fire, |
| 0:18.0 | and I shall bring you what you so desperately seek. |
| 0:24.0 | Rude tales of magic. |
| 0:31.0 | Welcome back to Rude Tales of Magic. |
| 0:34.0 | Reunited and it feels so well, the jury is still out. |
| 0:39.0 | For you see, Bellow, having ventured with the group deep into the gelatinous cube |
| 0:43.0 | which consumed his hometown, has finally found his family. |
| 0:47.0 | But his hometown has been transformed into that's a realist beach scape |
| 0:51.0 | with danger and consequences behind every dolphin. |
| 0:55.0 | There, that's how people on vacation say corner, Bellow, |
| 0:58.0 | having eaten forbidden pizza, has begun a strange transformation |
| 1:02.0 | that has left him completely pink at his bottom half plastic and flamingo. |
| 1:06.0 | His own mother has completely transformed into a pink long flamingo. |
| 1:11.0 | It's almost like it was a really bad idea to eat that pizza |
| 1:14.0 | and as if that wasn't enough, Danny Timeshare has just arrived unannounced |
| 1:20.0 | and uninvited in Bellow's childhood home. |
| 1:25.0 | Hey, Danny. Bellow! |
| 1:29.0 | I'm disappointed. |
| 1:31.0 | You just couldn't take a hint. Could you, buddy? |
| 1:34.0 | I thought he was behind this. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Bucket of Milk, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Bucket of Milk and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.