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All right. So as you know, if you have been listening to this show for any amount of time now, Cassie's life sucks.

For all the good that is going on, she's got great kids that are mostly healthy.

She's got a husband that is mostly healthy.

It's just been one thing after the other in this woman's life where you just are starting to look at the universe going,

mathematically, this doesn't work.

I mean, I'm literally at the point where I was talking to a friend from a couple of days ago who lived in L.A.

and she was giving me the name of her energy healer.

And I'm like, maybe it's worth a trip to L.A. to see a woo energy healer because it's just, it feels like it's one thing after the other. And it's not one of those things where it's like, oh, you spill your coffee on you. And then, you know, everyone has bad days. And there are a lot of people I will say whose lives are way worse than mine and I keep that that in perspective and I think it keeps me sane. There's just two. Just two. I don't know where they are, but I think there's only two. But man, it's been a year and four months since I have been in my house, living in my house, just because we had trees fall in it. One went through the roof. It flooded later. It's just been nonstop insurance is dragging

their feet and messing around with us. So I haven't had access to like my stuff. I lost most of it.

And the other stuff I still have like I haven't had access to in a year and four months. And my family

just got COVID. And my mom died of breast cancer. and I've lost both dogs in the past couple of years

and it's just you know it's these things if they were spread out throughout life you'd be like there are peaks and valleys but it's all hitting at once and I'm sort of like okay well I think I've been cursed and I need to figure out what what to do you might listen and go, well, this is just life-lifing.

No, it's not.

No, this is on steroids.

Like, we were supposed to go to a Braves game and sit in the creme de la creme seats that I begged and pleaded for for the company. And they got us seats. And it was right after Chad's birthday. And Cassie's husband was so excited about this. and Bart and I, we were going to double date.

We were just, I'm like, let's give this woman just a little bit of sunshine, right? Like so much. Let's, she text me like two days before. Chad's got COVID. And I'm like, what is going on? And I should point out, it was the first time my family had ever gotten COVID.

We had escaped it until this point. That's what I'm talking about. Like we were lucky enough to go, what, four or five years without catching COVID? And then two days before we get the truest seats, we're like, hey, what's up? We got COVID. And it's just just it's stuff like that over and over again to the

point where I'm just like oh now I look at at the sky and I'm like well good one that's funny

that was a great season plot twist all right so it was a few years ago that your life was pretty

bad also and we did a country song for your life right yes okay well now we can do a greatest

hits album because we got another one. Back then, what was the country song all about? I forgot. We've already done it. Yeah, we've done it once for her. I think it was, so my husband had fallen off a ladder in her house and, like, completely ripped it. Like, the injury to his knee was the worst than a sports medicine athlete had seen

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