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The Bert Show

We Want You To Brag On Your Small Town!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Are you from a #SmallTown and LOVE it? We wanna hear from you! What's the best thing about your small town? 🏘️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the virtue.

0:02.3

There's something unique and special about small towns and I want you to brag on your

0:06.5

own, okay?

0:07.7

So 1-855, virtue, 855-237-8746.

0:12.8

Because there's probably something your small town does that you would never in a million

0:17.9

years see in a larger city.

0:19.6

Like something quirky?

0:20.6

Yes, I'm talking about the little idiosyncrasies, little quirks, little, the cliteness of a small town

0:27.9

and things you would see.

0:29.6

For instance, in a 4th of July parade, like I saw over the vacation.

0:34.6

So my two-year-old and I hopped on a flight, very quick one to get from here to Lexington,

0:42.0

Kentucky, and then took a quick little 30-minute jaunt South because you know, Lexington's

0:47.7

the big city.

0:49.2

So we had to go to the Holy City, which is Wilmore, which is home of Asbury, theological

0:55.1

seminary.

0:56.4

And there is no drinking there.

0:58.0

It's a dry city.

0:59.2

They have two stoplights.

1:01.2

You're either born on one side of the tracks or the other.

1:04.8

And so we go and we go to visit my mom.

1:09.0

So Jimmy can see Granny, see Grandma, Papal and Springfield, and then see his cousins.

1:14.6

And my mother was so excited because my two-year-old was going to be able to watch and participate

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