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The Bert Show.

Show.

It is Spooky Season.

It is October 1st, which means I'm about to do and expose the dark side of the houses.

Every industry has its deep dark secrets

until Kristen shines a light on its dark side.

Welcome to my dark side.

I will give Kristen some credit here for being sensitive because when she said she was doing this, I'm like God all of the touchy feeling inappropriate feels that must be going on in those houses. We have left those on the

cutting room floor. That was slow. I did a deep dive and I'm starting to worry about my mental health when I'm doing

the dark side because you do find some very dark twisted stories like that stick with

you. I have saved some of the more salacious ones for

our bonus content. If you don't know we have Bert Show Bonus, Bert Show B.S. and you pay a little

extra for it but you get a little extra for it and so I'm saving that there so this doesn't involve any of the

Touchy feeling people. Okay good and it also doesn't involve any of the dead bodies because there was also plenty of those.

There were lots that I came across a significant amount of deaths and haunted houses that we are just not going to...

We're just like we're not going to mess with

I think about it someone has a heart attack in that thing you're just assuming that it's part of

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