The Bert Show.

I'm just going to admit it right now that I have come in here today on this segment specifically to be an A-hole.

All right.

So just this one?

Now, I'm not saying that I won't be again sometime during the show, but this one is specifically designed to anger somebody in studio.

So this isn't like you're going to Reddit to Am I the A-Hole?

No.

Because you already know you are the A-Hole.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I am definitely the A-Hole here.

One of the things that I get most amused by in working on this show is the superficial ways that our show director Tommy will get upset and the passion

that he has for some things that I would consider superficial. It just tickles me. When he gets

mad, it tickles me. Hey, when the Hulk gets angry, it's for a reason. Yeah, but you're like the Hulk

is like if the Hulk were a giant teddy bear.

And so I feel so bad because you'll get legitimately mad,

and I'm just cracking up because it is like the most,

it's like the cutest, cutest, funniest display of anger I've ever seen

and getting you more and more angry.

Like, you're like the guy from inside out, the little anger icon behind the control panel

when your head starts steaming.

All right.

It's like seeing Santa Claus get angry.

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