He’s Feeling Upset About Father’s Day This Year!

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.3 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Father’s Day is next week and Bert is already upset about it! He’ll explain why he’s not feeling it this year.

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0:00.0	I'm always up before the birds and the kids.
0:02.9	Good thing Costa Express is always up too.
0:07.0	Early starts are easier with great coffee.
0:09.7	And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.
0:14.5	Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.
0:17.2	Oh, you legend.
0:19.6	Now that's a proper coffee.
0:21.3	Should kick in Justin Samfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use.
0:25.1	Hmm.
0:26.3	Costa Express.
0:27.8	Quality coffee every time.
0:30.6	The weather.
0:31.6	Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front.
0:34.7	Hmm, how naughty.
0:36.1	I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off.
0:39.1	The night will be wild and untamed.
0:41.3	Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin.
0:45.1	By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon.
0:51.3	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:53.5	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:56.4	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
1:02.1	The Bert Show.
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