We Tried the Worst Alcohol, Cocktails & Craft Beers Ever!

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Prepare yourself for a wild (and sometimes painful) tasting adventure! We traveled far and wide to try the absolute worst drinks from local liquors to Reddit’s most infamous cocktails and craft beers with questionable reputations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:54.4	Oh, hell, no.
0:55.6	Look at the way he moves.
0:56.6	He's definitely sober after that long. It literally has a glizzy shoved down it. Which part of Marge's hair is that? Oh hell no.
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0:56.0	He's definitely sober after that moment.
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