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Mr Beast | Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Watch MrBeast join the Cold Ones crew for laughs, challenges, and wild conversations! Expect humor, surprises, and the signature chaotic energy of this epic collab. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:50.3

Mr. Beast. I'm Mr. Beast. We're losing retention here. You say that's how your brain works and because you've been doing it so long that's all you sort of think about in the back of your head. Obviously what we're doing people are going to watch so I try to make it entertaining for them. Not as analytical as it used to be. I'm kind of just... Right. When I was way more analytical, our older videos, they they just kind of like they were way too quick and fast-paced and kind of when I watch my videos that are a couple years old it makes my head hurt to be honest I didn't have anyone to teach me how to tell a story or actually make good videos and I feel like it wasn't until the last couple of years like maybe the last 12 18 months that we actually really started making good videos and actually have a story.

1:27.7

Let me see how much you guys are making.

1:29.2

From ad revenue, come on. Cold Ones is doing a couple million views of video. They gotta be bawling. Oh God, that's embarrassing. If this video gets 3 million views, that means they made $21,000. Just take the views times it by 7. How did you do that math so quickly? Let me take a look at some of our videos and tell us what would be like a better title or thumbnail.

1:47.3

We paid fiveiverr artists for terrible tattoos, then got them. Mr. Beast. Oh, I'm in the thumbnail. Do you not know about that video? No, I haven't seen it. Two people in the video got a Mr. Beast tattoo. How did I not see that? Because we get drunk. Didn't you guys also start that daycare meme or whatever? Child animation thing? Yeah, was that you guys or? Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. I still see that on Twitter to this day. So this is the first reveal of the first Mr. Beast tattoo that got done. This is on someone's skin forever. It's misfit mine. Shout out to them. They wanted to show you in person. Holy shit. He got the thumbnail tattooed. Oh, yeah. Okay. He got the blind thumbnail? That was the one, the thumbnail at the time. Yeah, I was let's say we updated that thumbnail, too. What? I didn't know this guy had a tattoo. Look how big it is. Why? Why did he do that? I got a fucking PewDiePie tattoo on my eyes. Yeah, I remember that. Can I ask you, what do you think through retention for like the business segment is? On this? What's your demographic? What age? I'd say 90% males 16 to 25? They'd say it's pretty high. Those are like the grinders. I keep waffling then. Yeah, these people are trying to figure out what they want to do. They're like a second Mr. Beast because you said... It's right there! Not that one! You said you oversee everything. If tomorrow something happened and you couldn't work for two weeks, who's the second in command? Whoever takes their hand off my tombstone last. Oh my God.

3:08.3

Speaking of which, you've been saying that for a while. Carl, if I put your god-shund hand on my tombstone. We saw a paramedic on the... Why was there a paramedic parked here on the way in? Bro, your fucking country has a set requirement where we have to have a paramedic. We've never had a paramedic on set. That's because we don't have a big enough.

3:23.4

I followed the law.

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