We Tried REAL vs. KNOCK-OFF Alcohol

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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We Tried REAL vs. KNOCK-OFF Alcohol

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.8	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy.
0:09.3	Oh, God.
0:10.5	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.2	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,
0:19.2	because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and C exclusions apply. 18 plus, scummelware.org. 149 at McDonald's gets you a mini Oreo McFlurry. 149 on a big night out gets you... Sorry, no trainers.
0:39.3	McDonald's save a menu.
0:41.3	Actually get your money's worth.
0:43.3	From 11 a.m.
0:46.3	Price and participation may vary.
0:47.3	Fees apply to delivery.
0:48.3	Subject to availability.
0:50.3	No.
0:52.3	You can put that in the oven. Oh my.
0:55.0	Think sharp, my brother.
1:00.0	Knock off brands.
1:04.0	Let's talk about it.
1:06.0	What's going on, mate?
1:09.0	Hey, hey, hey, hey, how you going, Mike? Today's video, Darcy and Luke have ventured down to Aldi, and they found every knockoff brand of a staple brand product. We're going to test taste them and see which one we like the most and see if the no brand products live up to the name, or in some cases the name products live up to their name. But they're predominantly alcoholic, I'm assuming. And snacks? Maybe some squares. Is that your idea of what much shapes might be? That's not the name of it. It's shapes. God, I'm so happy to be here with you guys. By the way, with guest Ted! Hey! I forgot you were guests.
1:45.6	I'm just like a part of the family now.
1:46.4	You are, give me a kiss.
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