Drunk Australians Take on America

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Drunk Australians Take on America

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.8	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy.
0:09.3	Oh, God.
0:10.5	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.2	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,
0:19.2	because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cs and exclusions apply. 18 plus, scummelware.org. When you have a pixel 10, you may get asked a few questions. Like, what is that? How did you you do that and can we use your camera instead
0:43.3	ask more of your phone Google pixel 10
0:49.3	Woohoo
0:52.3	Good still man We're all in the USA, baby!
0:56.0	We just missed.
0:58.0	Hey guys, what's up? We're in California. What're in California. What's up guys? We're in...
1:11.0	Jordan!
1:13.2	Let's find Chad.
1:17.1	I'm shitting.
1:18.0	Can I come in?
1:18.7	No.
1:20.4	You're three.
1:21.3	It's about the four.
1:22.3	What the fuck? I'm trying to watch TikTok and shit.
1:28.0	Can't man. Just take a shit in peace.
1:30.6	Sinefeld bootleg.
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