We Tried EVERY Youtuber Product
Cold Ones
Cold Ones
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:30.1 | Controversial product. Not only do people keep saying it sucks, but I'm pretty sure the guy that |
| 0:34.4 | made it stole from a bunch of people. |
| 0:36.4 | Was that so fucking sweet? It's too sweet. Cherry freeze. Oh! You love cherry, so I'm hoping you kind of like it. Oh, what the f*** is? Wow. Oh, that's a limited edition. Dodgers one. Oh, that tastes like baseball. That's worse. Dude, that is like... I got a, like, lugie in the back of my throat. It's just too much. All of it's just too much. The shit on the F tier list. Is that a cereal? Yes. Is that a cull? Pop out and bend. There's an indent where you can push out and stick your dick in the box. Read the side, read the side. Since when did the cereal aisle get so serious? There's nothing sweeter than a peanut butter sandwich. Just a little bit, not too much. It's not overly sweet at least. I think I need to let it soak a little bit. This is basically Reese's puff, SIEVsper. I'm gonna go with C. What? Sidman Plus. This is a real website. I thought that was a joke. |
| 1:30.8 | All you've seen is the like scrolling function. If it's like a YouTube video, I'm gonna be a vlog, bro. |
| 1:37.3 | Nice streaming service. It's a vlog, bro. |
| 1:42.3 | If you like in the UK did it. Nice! The thumbnails look nice. It's a vlog, bro. If you, like, in the UK, did it. |
| 1:45.0 | Nice. |
| 1:46.0 | The thumbnails look nice. |
| 1:47.0 | It looks like there's a lot of effort put into most of it. |
| 1:49.0 | I don't know if there's effort put in the content, but everything else. |
| 1:52.0 | You pick this one. |
| 1:53.0 | I'm gonna say, I'm gonna put it in B. |
| 1:55.0 | Hey, Darcy. |
| 1:56.0 | What's next? |
| 1:57.0 | Dick Darts by a dude perfect. |
| 1:59.0 | Stick your aim master the game. |
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