We Tried 10,000 Years of Drinks & AI’s Worst Ideas

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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In this video, we taste our way through ancient drinks from civilizations past then let artificial intelligence create some truly questionable modern cocktails. From surprisingly delicious to absolutely cursed, we try it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My name is Sherlock Holmes.
0:02.0	It's an unusual name.
0:03.0	Introducing Young Sherlock, a new Guy Ritchie series.
0:07.0	What game are we playing today?
0:09.0	Discover the origins.
0:10.0	It's cleaving. Those days are surely behind me.
0:12.0	Of crime's most iconic mind.
0:14.0	There has been a break-in.
0:17.0	Astoned. You should be a detective.
0:19.0	Starring Hero finds Tiffin, Donald Finn and Colin Firth.
0:22.5	If you start wearing a hat like that, I will no longer be friends with you.
0:25.9	Young Sherlock, new original series. Watch now only on Prime Video.
0:32.9	Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
0:36.1	What are we doing? Drinking. Again!
0:39.0	Chad, you do actually know what we're doing, right?
0:42.2	I spoke to a robot machine online and it gave us 10 new cocktails that have never been tried before.
0:48.3	Ten cocktails that have never been made before.
0:50.0	11, 11.
0:51.5	Jess, do you have bartending experience?
1:14.4	I'm scared. You ready? No. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. 11. Jess, do you have bartending experience? I'm scared. You ready? No. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. All right. Eyes are close. Hey, what's up, my little beastlings? It's Jimmy Beast. Let me show you how I make my one and only pizza margarita. Oh, that sounds good. First, we need 60 mils tequila, then 30 milliliters tomato juice, 15 mils of lime juice, and then top it off with some agave nectar.
1:19.7	Finally, to include some Jimmy yeast for your Jimmy feast, we will need to garnish with a pizza slice.
1:20.7	Smells good?
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