We Thought the Haunted House Would Be Fun—We Were Wrong

Scary Horror Stories by Dr. NoSleep

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🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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A group of friends enters a backwoods haunted house for Halloween thrills—only to discover the horrors inside are real, and the house is hungry for new souls. Love coffee? Get yourself a fresh bag of NoSleep Coffee here: ⁠⁠⁠NoSleepCoffee.com⁠⁠⁠ – get 20% off using promo code NOSLEEP20 at checkout for 20% off your first order! Stay spooky! :) Don’t like ads? Listen ad-free, anytime when you join Dr. NoSleep Premium: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/drnosleep⁠⁠ Author: Jake Bible Check out the author's latest release: Blood Cruise! ⁠https://jakebible.com/novels/blood-cruise/⁠ * * * CONTENT DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content not limited to intense themes, strong language, and depictions of violence intended for adults. Parental guidance is strongly advised for children under the age of 17. Listener discretion is advised. #drnosleep #scarystories #horrorstories #doctornosleep #horrorpodcast #horror Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:45.1	Talk to nicely.
0:47.1	Jerry's shitty Corolla coughs and sputters its way down the dirt road.
0:51.4	The headlights catching a cardboard sign every few yards that reads,
0:55.4	Haunted House this way, or Keep Going, or Almost to Your Doom.
1:01.6	Typical Halloween haunted house stuff.
1:04.2	The one I'm not sure about is the new Haints Wanted sign that pops up every third sign or so.
1:10.4	Why do they need new haints? Jerry asks.
1:12.6	And what the hell are haints? I add. Ghosts. Gala says for my right.
1:18.6	Huh. I've never heard of that. Now you have. Well, it's no freaking wonder they need new ghosts or haints or whatever,
1:29.6	Sherry says from the passenger seat.
1:33.4	Who wants to drive out this far to work at some dumb haunted house?
1:40.6	I'd do it, Clint says, not looking at me as I'm forced to ride bitch in the backseat between him and Gala.
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