We Tested ICONIC Toys from Every Era

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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We Tested ICONIC Toys from Every Era

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0:00.0	I went on eBay and I bought a bunch of toys from the vintage era.
0:06.0	No one stops until someone bleeds.
0:08.0	Whoa!
0:10.0	Whoa!
0:12.0	Welcome back to Cold Onus.
0:15.0	Today we're going back in time to the 90s.
0:17.0	When you wake up in the morning, pull that first bowl of cereal, your mum brings you that toast. What do you eat? Oh, nice big bowl of wheat picks. In America, probably pretty pebbles. You watch in that last five minutes of that episode of One Piece, but your dad's yelling and you hurry up to leave so you don't miss the bus. Then your dad starts bludging you. Simpleer times. Oh yeah, you turn on Nintendo 64 and you get your bag of Twisties and there's a Tazzo in there? Oh, I remember Tazzo. That's great. What's up? I went on eBay and I bought a bunch of toys from the vintage era between 2004 and 1983. And I'm going to get these fellas to open it up and test it out and see what they think. We're gonna get some angry comments, I reckon. Why? Fuck, 2004, man. That ain't finished, man. Bro, that was 20 years ago. I was playing with a hoop and a stick in the 70s, man. It's Christmas, Chad. Oh, it's 2004. You've just unraveled the Christmas tree, and your mom got you. Whoa! A Shrek!
1:11.6	Etchen sketch!
1:12.6	I'm mad that once we take this plastic off, you won't get this satisfying sound.
1:19.6	Turn the knobs and watch Shrek's ears go.
1:22.6	I can't want to crank Shrek's knob and watch his ears go.
1:25.6	Grab Shrek's fucking watch him go.
1:28.3	Etches Shrek.
1:29.3	Why didn't they come up with that?
1:30.3	Because that sucks.
1:31.3	What?
1:32.3	And twist his knobs and let him go.
1:34.3	I've seen enough, man.
1:36.3	Chad!
1:37.3	What do you want me to do?
1:38.3	Oh, this is a real etching sketch.
1:40.3	It's a tiny.
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