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🗓️ 5 September 2025
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We Tested Expired Military Rations
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| 0:22.6 | You've got mail. |
| 0:24.1 | Hey, everyone! |
| 0:25.9 | Ah! |
| 0:27.8 | I don't have my head. |
| 0:29.2 | What are we doing? |
| 0:30.0 | Mail. |
| 0:30.7 | Before we begin this video, we have a new PO box right here on screen. |
| 0:35.6 | A brand new one opens, so first people send in packages. We'll get theirs viewed first. And there's a catch. If you send us a package and it's slightly funny, $10 of your paper. I'll make sure you write on a piece of paper. If it's really funny, give you $100. If it's like fucking creepy and weird, I will never open anything from you ever again. Can I have package now that I've |
| 0:54.6 | explained that to them? Oh, do we have a knife? The saw. Give me the bone sore. Give me the bone sore. |
| 1:01.6 | $176, man. This guy got beast money. Is that really what we use? Open the packages? Yeah, it sounds funny. |
| 1:09.6 | Oh, thank you so much. Another, you saw through the letter. Oh! I think this might be lead. Hello, cold ones. I was able to grab an MRE box. MRE are made for individual engaged in heavy activity during military training, or actual military operations where normal food service is not available. Doesn't he got any bolanays in here? God damn! What the fuck? This is so much shit. Warfighter approved. I don't think that's war food. How do we know these aren't like cyanide pills or something? Carbonated electroly beverage powder for fruit punch? So it's like Gamer Sups. Hey, Gamer Sups! That's it. Why is this so much fucking food? This is like a meal for an army. Why the fuck they name their shit this? That's fucked up. Listen, I'm eating Army Cracker. That looks dehydrated as fuck. Is that a salada? That is made of dust. That tastes like chalk |
| 2:01.1 | well there's a peanut butter |
| 2:02.6 | satchel you can add to it |
| 2:03.6 | oh all right |
| 2:04.9 | me win the army butter |
| 2:06.3 | that looks like drywall |
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