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Actually, Omar said there's maybe nine questions. So if someone were to get every question wrong, they could be there for nine hours. Jesus. At the DMV. And to do nothing. And by the way. I think you would start going crazy. I think he'd be like that 127 hours movie. 970 wanted to text us and let us know, I am a DMV tech, and you do need a reason to be inside.

Oh, we have a reason.

And you can always give the reason of needing new plates, but then say, never mind when your number is called.

Do you even stay there?

You just don't wait.

You don't go and get up and go to the window. It's record themselves.

You don't get up.

Yeah, I think we're going to have to.

Whoever's there for that long, it's going to have to prove it.

By the way, the DMV has had an interesting run. We're doing this now because there was this big cheating scandal earlier this week that a lot of people have to retake the test.

11,000 people, I think, have to retake the test.

Are also going to lose their license?

This happened not too long ago, Ali, as well.

At least five people now. people have to retake the test, 11,000 people, I think, have to retake the test, or else are going to lose their license.

This happened not too long ago, Allie, as well.

At least five people now, DMV workers are facing federal charges after being accused in a recent bribery scandal.

Cool. Listen to this. Federal prosecutors say those employees were accepting thousands of dollars in payoffs to approve licenses for unqualified drivers. Oh, not good.

It's clear. You don't have to go very far in anywhere in Southern California to realize most people on the road are unqualified drivers. I'm going to bribe one of them if I could take a nap in their office or something. Yeah. The employees were working at the DMV offices in Torrance and Lincoln Park. So, you know, there's a lot of people suggesting which DMV we go to if we have to pay our punishment.

Someone says that the greatest that dmv is the new hall one because it's always empty and there's air conditioning that's where johnny claims he failed his test three different times no i passed the driving test there i took the written test in pocoyma and you failed that one three times i failed that three times times. Yeah, that was tough. Pasadena DMV, since there's a side entrance.

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