Kriss Kross'll Make Ya....JUMP! JUMP! (FULL SHOW 7/23)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2026

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Today's show had lots of nostalgia as we got into another round of Gen Wars, and the hit 90's duo Kriss Kross came up, which turned into an impromptu white lady dance party for Ally. It took a quick turn when we learned one of them has since died of a drug overdose, but we have plans to book Kross and talk to him on the show. Gen Wars also reignited every boomer's favorite catchphrase: Book 'em, Dano! Ally is taking Vanessa camping this weekend and she had a slew of questions because this will be her very first official camping trip. Questions included: -can I bring my carry on? -do I have to poop in a hole? -can we hike with our cars? We also had a long discussion about how long a person should live during Clickbait, where we learned the average person could theoretically live to the age of 156. We had a real doctor call-in live to give us advice on how to extend our lives.

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0:00.0	About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.
0:24.4	Go to Sandbin! trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer.
0:21.4	See how easy it is.
0:22.3	Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.
0:24.4	Go to San Bernardino International Airport.
0:26.6	Okay, enough shilling.
0:27.6	Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.2	Hey, what's going on, Glenn and Ali?
0:32.4	Are you ready?
0:34.4	I love Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:40.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay. Just don't like saying about you, you too much.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	Hey, what up, Clarnin Alley?
0:47.3	Oh, sweet divot state, did you see that?
0:50.3	Beep a Clown Alley show.
0:52.3	Let's get the still shouted. The show started.
0:56.6	The show started.
0:58.0	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.5	Three, two, one.
1:04.0	And here we go.
1:06.6	It's Klein Alley Show.
1:08.0	No, 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena. The world. Famous. Hey, yeah, good morning, and welcome to your Thursday. Is that right? Wow, the prequelence is here. Look at that. BF. Thursday. Welcome. Really creeped up on us this week, didn't it? BF. Thursday, did? Or Thursday, time? I thought today was Wednesday. Is today really Thursday? Yeah. Man, it never goes that way. I'm usually always wrong, and it's earlier in the week than I thought. When it's later in the week, that's like such a great surprise. Good for you. I'm glad that you. I had no idea. You woke up all morning thinking it was Wednesday? Yeah. How nice for you to realize it's not? I was convinced of it. You know what? Yesterday, before you got here, Vanessa came in and was like, good morning. We're over. She said, the week's almost over. And I said, no, it's not. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday.
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