Listen, it's the bird show.

So you would think by 8.40 in the morning, my eyes would be wide open now, you know? But we haven't done this in a couple of months. I just turned to Kristen. I'm like, Kristen, I just looked at this picture on Instagram that you posted and my eyes aren't fully open. Is that just in my head? No, your eyes aren't open. I don't know what's going on, but your eyes are not fully open.

I don't know, man. It's been three hours. The coffee should have kicked in by now.

I actually noticed that when I posted the photo, but guess what? I still posted the me. Right. All right, you guys, we need a little help, and I'll tell you why. We're asking you guys for about five bucks.

Just a little give again this year.

If you text the word,

B, E, R-T,

they're having way more fun back there than we are.

Brooke, I'm sorry.

You have... for about five bucks. Just a little give again this year. If you text the word Bert, B-E-R-T,

they're having way more fun back there than we are. Brooke, I'm sorry you're stuck here with us, Brooke, and you're not back there doing whatever they're like. You guys are missing out on a great time, apparently. Just so you guys know, we're at the Hill and Atlanta Airport Hotel. We're in a ballroom. We have a bouncy house in the back.

All the fun kid activities are

in the back and then the boring broadcast is

in the front. And needless to say,

we have... in a ballroom. We have a bouncy house in the back. All the fun kid activities are in the back,

and then the boring broadcast is in the front. And needless to say, we make it a party before we

hop on our private endeavor flight to Disney. So let me tell you why we ask you guys for like

$510 bucks for this weekend by texting the word Burt to 50155, the little give. And by the way,

Zaxby's helping us out again this year. They are matching every donation. So if you text Bert, B-E-R-T to 501-55, if you donate five bucks, Zaxby's just turned that into 10. You donate 20. They just turned it into 40. It's that simple. You can also donate online at bert's bigadventure.org. So why do we even do that? So when we're walking through the parks with our Birx Big Adventure kids, they may go, oh my God, can I have some Mickey years? Can I have some Mickey years? Well, sure you can. But at Disney World, those will set you back $45. $45, okay? Birds doing the math. And FYI, 99% of the time, the kids don't do that. And the parents don't do that. We have to

force them to spend their souvenir dollars, but I have no problem shopping for everybody.

One of the backpacks up to $95, I'm like getting mad. It's like the prices haven't gone

down and I'm getting mad about it. Do you make sure to buy stock in Disney every year before we go on the trip? I'm going to start. The budget items we can talk about, like key chains and toys, we can get those for under 20 bucks. And the pens. Oh, we buy so many pens because we have our Bert's Big Adventure lanyards. And that's such kind of a big part of the trip also is the kids getting into the park. Can we explain what the pins are all about and how you could trade with other kids in the park if they want to? But the Disney employees, the cast members have to. They absolutely have to give you a pin. So if you can do it this morning and just give us five or ten bucks that Zaxby's will indeed. they will match that. And that will go a long way in the parks, I promise you that. Texts, Bert, B-E-R-T to 501-55. All right. So let's introduce you guys to Brooke and Ashley and Jason and Eliza. And we've got a doctor here for good reason also because this is a fascinating family for a couple of different reasons.

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