We Sold Kristin’s Body On Air! Who Was The Highest Bidder?!

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🗓️ 21 March 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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What do Kristin’s forehead and the #SuperBowl have in common? Everybody wants to advertise on them! Yesterday, we had 3 companies willing to pay big bucks for space on my forehead. Now, there’s a 4th! Click here to find out who!

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.6	I think it's safe to say yesterday got away from me a little bit.
0:04.7	In what way?
0:05.7	Well, you know, I offered up my forehead.
0:09.4	And before I know it, now I'm going to be getting a makeover on Monday, on Tuesday, on Wednesday, and surprise.
0:18.5	Also on Thursday, Abby.
0:19.9	Oh, no. No Friday?
0:21.1	We got a fourth company that decided to join in.
0:24.7	So if you're like, what in the world are you talking about?
0:27.9	Burt was oddly obsessed with my forehead yesterday.
0:31.7	Now that he's pointed it out, I'm blinded by its beauty too.
0:35.5	Because even at the age of 27, I feel like I've always had those little lines where I'm like,
0:40.0	it would be so nice if it just looked like a nice little egg, just nice and smooth.
0:43.9	Oh, I do.
0:44.3	I got an egghead.
0:45.1	I'm proud to say I got an egg head.
0:46.7	And like a pretty way.
0:47.6	You're like a pretty egg.
0:48.5	It looks like snow before you step in it.
0:51.3	Oh, freshly fallen snow.
0:53.9	All right.
0:58.9	So, yeah, Burtz was obsessed with my forehead yesterday, which is, I think, to be obsessed about a person.
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