We Share The Most Meaningful Messages We Received Following Bert’s Retirement Announcement
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Sweaterweather. |
| 0:02.1 | Bring on cozy duvet days, crisp air and crunchy leaves. |
| 0:06.9 | Out-out is out. |
| 0:09.2 | And the original pumpkin spice latte is in. |
| 0:13.1 | Handcrafted with our signature espresso and seasonal pumpkin flavors, |
| 0:17.7 | then topped with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg. |
| 0:21.1 | Hot or iced? PSL. It's here. Only at the Starbucks coffee company. Subject to |
| 0:28.0 | availability while stocks last. |
| 0:30.3 | Ah, Benny's parents. Thanks for coming. Hiya. So, Benny has really blossomed this term. |
| 0:35.4 | You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there? Free to sell. Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you on it's eBay. |
| 0:56.5 | Things people love. |
| 0:57.9 | T's and Cs apply, exclusive vehicles. |
| 1:02.2 | The Bird Show. |
| 1:03.6 | So why wouldn't the buffoonery extend to after my retirement also? |
| 1:09.3 | Let me weave you a tail. |
| 1:14.5 | So yesterday after the show, |
| 1:21.0 | I have said this before here in studio also. The one thing that I'm unsettled with is these guys' |
| 1:24.9 | futures, to be honest with you. I know what I'm going to be doing, which is a whole bunch of nothing maybe, right? But I'm unsettled with lining the, and it's not my responsible to line you guys up. I understand that, but I am deeply, deeply invested in your lives, in your professional lives, right? It's funny because your retirement plan looks a lot like our lives, a whole lot of nothing after this. |
| 1:47.1 | Well, I'm doing the best to try to make sure that that doesn't happen yesterday. |
| 1:52.4 | So yesterday, I told you guys I would call around to a couple of my consultant friends that I've known for so long. |
| 1:57.7 | And in our industry, the consultants really are the ones that can, that know where all the jobs are. |
| 2:03.0 | They work with 30, 40 different radio stations, so they know where the openings are. |
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