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The Bert Show

We Share A Petty Pantry Tip To Keep Your Sweet Treats Safe!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Wanna prevent your husband or HEATHEN children from eating the last of your food? Kristin has a major life tip for you!

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0:00.0

Hey, the Bird Show, isn't it infuriating when you had roommates when you went to go to the fridge?

0:07.0

It's something you were thinking about eating like for 24 hours.

0:10.0

Maybe it was Chinese leftovers or whatever and you're like,

0:13.0

craving that and you go to the fridge and your roommate ate them.

0:17.0

That's a fight.

0:19.0

That's a fight.

0:20.0

Absolutely.

0:21.0

Same thing happens here in the office, right?

0:22.0

You have something? You want to eat, you go to the fridge, and a coworker is eating it.

0:27.6

It's no different than in your house. There you are, craving that one thing. you go to the fridge, it's gone.

0:34.6

How can it be rectified?

0:35.6

Kristen and Bard have tension over this.

0:38.0

I was so serious about this.

0:39.5

I put this in my vows when we got married.

0:42.4

I kid you not, I had like very sweet bows and my

0:45.6

little jovial punch was like like yes all that I will love and honor and

0:50.4

cherish you unless I come home and you've eaten the last of the ice cream

0:53.8

then all bets are off. That was literally in my wedding vows. So much to my

0:59.4

surprise as we are seven-plus years into years into this marriage almost 20 years into this

1:05.5

relationship he should know by now you don't eat the last of things and he's been

1:08.9

compliant up until this point no not really But this was a one, two, three punch and so I that it was our cold

1:17.2

plunge day and I wanted to treat myself to a sweet treat. So I wanted some dark chocolate covered almonds with sea salt.

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