We Relive Bert's Big Adventure Kid Asher's Magical Trip!
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. In just one second, we'll talk about a real dysfunctional, co-dependent relationship that has formed on Burke's Big Adventure. |
| 0:08.9 | Hey, if you guys can, we would love to get five, ten bucks from you. That's really all we're asking for today, because Zaxby's is hooking us up again. Yeah, we call it the little give. |
| 0:17.5 | And if you text Bert, B-E-R-T to 501-55, make a donation, |
| 0:22.2 | Zaxby's is going to match it. |
| 0:24.0 | So if you're like,E-R-T to 501-55 make a donation, Zaxpies is going to match it. |
| 0:24.0 | So if you're like, oh, I got us five bucks, actually, that's a $10 donation thanks to Zaxby's. |
| 0:28.3 | So this is how our days in the parks on Burt's Big Adventure usually go. |
| 0:34.1 | Staff members are assigned to different Bersp Peak Adventure Kids, and we kind of rotate each |
| 0:40.6 | and every day. I'm the exception there. I just stick and move, man. I try to hit as many families as I can. |
| 0:45.5 | I'll go here, I'll go there, and then I'll go here, and I'll go there, right? So, Kristen, I saw |
| 0:51.4 | online, had Asher on, was it Friday? |
| 0:55.9 | It was. We had Magic Kingdom Day together. |
| 1:00.5 | So now Asher here, and we're going to introduce you to him and his family here in just one second. Asher will be going happy, happy, happy, and then things can go sideways quick, right? |
| 1:06.3 | Except when he's with Kristen. So I am watching the two of them interact, and then I'm watching Kristen's social media. |
| 1:14.2 | And he is having the time of his life. |
| 1:18.8 | I mean, they are like glued to the hip together. |
| 1:22.3 | He is laughing at everything she says. |
| 1:24.5 | She's on the ride with him. |
| 1:25.7 | At first he's scared. |
| 1:26.5 | Then he's having the time of his life, right? |
| 1:28.9 | So I realize on Saturday that I haven't hung out with Asher yet. |
| 1:34.4 | And I literally said to myself, I can't do any better than Kristen did yesterday. |
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