We’re Writing Abby’s Dating Bingo Card!
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🗓️ 11 May 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here, virtue. |
| 0:01.9 | So if dating isn't hard enough, now we're going to start using bingo cards when we date. |
| 0:08.5 | Yeah, my um, dating has just become so fun for me that when talking to my parents and |
| 0:16.4 | talking to my mom, they're like, you just need to do something that's just going to get |
| 0:18.7 | you out there. |
| 0:20.0 | And so we were kind of doing inventory on like the last group of guys that I've dated, |
| 0:24.7 | the last list of X's, the roster if you will. |
| 0:28.3 | And we kind of noticed there was a common theme, like they all just sort of are different |
| 0:32.6 | versions of Jim Halpert from the office, like just like your generic guy who works in |
| 0:37.3 | sales. |
| 0:38.3 | And I realized I was doing that because they reminded me of guys I had dated in my past. |
| 0:43.1 | Like I knew if I was going to meet somebody out on like Bumble or a hinge, like going out |
| 0:47.8 | on one of those dates, I realized I was doing that because they were safe options. |
| 0:51.8 | I kind of knew what I was getting. |
| 0:53.9 | And my mom's like, you need to shake it up a little bit. |
| 0:55.9 | You got to start looking for things that you're not normally used to. |
| 0:59.0 | Like you go for guys who seem really safe. |
| 1:00.9 | Like if vanilla ice cream cone was a person, like that's the kind of person you go for. |
| 1:05.7 | She's like, you need to go for people with different professions, people who have different |
| 1:08.7 | backgrounds on you. |
| 1:09.7 | You need to go for guys who weren't six four. |
| 1:11.2 | And I was like, and so she was like, why don't you try and make a game out of it. |
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