We're Terrible at Reading Online
The Gist
Peach Fish Productions
4.5 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2014
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:28.0 | The following podcast contains explicit language. |
| 0:36.3 | It's July 29th, 2014 from Slate Hits the Gist, I'm Mike Pesca. Read an interesting story |
| 0:41.7 | about Amelia Bedelia today. You know, Amelia Bedelia, let me read from Wikipedia. Amelia Bedelia |
| 0:47.6 | is the protagonist and title character of a series of American children's books that involve |
| 0:53.3 | Amelia, repeatedly misunderstanding various commands of her employer by always taking figures of |
| 0:59.6 | speech literally causing her to perform incorrect actions with a comical effect. All right, so I'll |
| 1:05.9 | give you a couple examples of what Amelia Bedelia does. When she's told to dust the furniture, |
| 1:10.3 | she puts dust on the furniture and then of course has to be told to undust the furniture. When |
| 1:15.7 | told to make a sponge cake, she bakes real sponges inside a cake. So that's Amelia Bedelia. |
| 1:21.8 | And the Wikipedia description is central to this story because today in the daily. I came across |
| 1:28.5 | I accidentally started a Wikipedia hoax. Here, E.J. Dixon writes about the time she was a college |
| 1:35.7 | sophomore in 2009. She came back from a trip to McDonald's with her friend and while pretty high |
| 1:43.5 | began adding erroneous information to the Wikipedia pages of a lot of fictional children's characters. |
| 1:50.4 | Dixon's contribution to the Amelia Bedelia page was this. Amelia Bedelia's character is based on a |
| 1:56.7 | made in Cameroon where the author spent some time during her formative years. Her vast collection of |
| 2:03.2 | hats notorious for their extensive plumage inspired parish that's the author to write an assortment |
| 2:09.4 | of tales based on her experiences in the north or just in north. Dixon made that up. Like I said, |
| 2:16.3 | she was stoned. She'd just come back from McDonald's. But then a couple weeks ago, |
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