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We’re Shook By Kristin’s Secret Intrusive Thoughts!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

On the surface, she might seem like a positive caring person...but underneath? Kristin’s having intrusive thoughts that might terrify you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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got Santa evolving man kassie I thought you'd love this.

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So, uh, Tik-Tok went viral a couple of days ago of a mom recording a Santa and her three-year-old daughter was like all

1:12.1

reluctant to go on to Santa's lap, right?

1:14.0

And it wasn't the mom going, hey, you don't have to sit on Santa's lap if you don't want to.

1:18.0

It was Santa.

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I said this is her body, and she's in control of her body and I was certain I asked if she

1:24.9

want to sit on my lap and she said no and I said way to stand up for yourself and way to say

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what you believe is true.ay! I love that!

1:33.0

You can't let even Santa Claus if the same class says you want to say no.

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That's right.

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