We’re Shocked At How Bert Did On His GED Test!

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🗓️ 20 May 2025

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Kristin and Moe did GREAT on their GED test…Abby not so much. How did Bert do? Wanna guess?

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0:00.0	The Birch Show.
0:01.2	All right, so Kristen wanted to find out who on the Birch Show has the biggest brain.
0:06.7	How did we do this?
0:08.0	We did it by taking a GED practice test.
0:11.2	So which one of us would be able to graduate with our GED?
0:17.7	It is graduation season.
0:19.8	And I played a little game for you guys called Guess the High School dropout, which celebrity dropped out of high school.
0:24.8	And then a lot of celebrities dropped out of high school to pursue their career or musicians dropped out.
0:29.6	And then went on to get their GED, which got me wondering about GEDs.
0:33.3	They just had their graduation ceremony for everybody who acquired their GED last week.
0:37.9	So we sent out a practice exam for everybody to take to see who on the Bert show has the biggest brain.
0:45.3	And yesterday we went over Abby Mose and my test scores.
0:49.8	So Abby, Bert was not here because he was out because he had a sty in the eye.
0:53.8	So go ahead. It wasn't a in the eye. So go ahead.
0:54.9	It wasn't a sty.
0:56.3	Oh.
0:57.5	But go ahead and tell Bert what you got out of all of the categories because there's four
1:04.7	categories that you had.
1:06.7	So there's social studies.
1:08.1	There was English or literature.
1:10.3	Then there was science and then there was math. So, then there was science, and then there was math.
1:12.9	So, Bert, I'm actually curious what you think I got on the GED practice test, because I guarantee you, whatever your guess is, it's wrong.
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