We’re Seeking A Sugar Daddy To Set Up With Abby!

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🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 19 minutes

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She's been having a tough time finding a dude, so we're gonna borrow some SUGAR! We've tried to solicit singles...can we find Abby a sugar daddy?

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.6	All right, so focus on Abby here for just one second.
0:04.2	This is not an Abby idea.
0:05.7	This is my idea.
0:07.0	And if she doesn't want to do it, she can absolutely say no.
0:09.9	Here's the premise.
0:11.6	The premise is Abby comes in here every day with frustrated dating stories.
0:15.5	The same thing that you guys are going through each and every day.
0:18.8	Trying to find the right guy, a good guy, and she's having
0:22.3	a struggle doing that. What I would like to do is say, you know what, until we find that guy,
0:27.3	let's at least make her comfortable. I would like to find her a sugar day.
0:30.9	Finding Mr. Right now, Mr. Rich right now.
0:33.4	Yes. Now, would you be open to this?
0:34.9	I am intrigued by the idea. I might need some persuasion. I need to know what the terms and conditions are to said sugar daddy agreement, but I'm open. What if he promises to pay for all of your ice cream?
0:47.4	I know. Credit card bills have been pretty high. I know how much you love a sweet tweet. I do love a sweet tweet. But what I said sweet tweet, I didn't mean a sugar daddy necessarily.
0:55.7	A Meyer.
0:56.4	A Meyer, yeah.
0:57.2	Like, can he pay for my flight degrees?
0:59.2	Right.
0:59.7	Okay, so here's where I'm trying to lean on you guys, although we don't have any calls yet.
1:03.3	From those of you that are willing to say, yeah, I have a sugar daddy or I've dated a Sugar Daddy. I got questions for you guys for Abby before we go through with this.
1:11.6	1-855 Bird Show.
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