That was just, I don't know. I just came out of the house with my friends. I loved it. It really, I was looking at my phone. We started out of nowhere. I kind of just hit record. And then I was like, never here. We're live. It was kind of a shock. Much like today's topic.

Oh my god. If you haven't already seen today's title. What is it Zachary? No, he towers the new cohost of this podcast confidently and secure the podcast. We're absolutely sure we don't know everything.

Picking. Picking. Picking. Picking. Picking. Picking. Picking. Picking. We're talking Picking. I'm sure pigs and pegs go hand in snout.

Um, before we get to today's topic of pegging. I wanted to do one of our new segments that we didn't get to do last episode, which is horoscope with a capital WH.

Oh, it's brilliant. No one for sure. No one's ever done it before. And today we got the real silly goofy energy. I mean, the ring cleared. Is that what it is? I think maybe we're all just Brazil for as old. I'm sure I'm caffeinated.

I'm on my second coffee of the day. I'm drinking a vanilla cold brew, milk latte plus collagen with a pop and bottle never find sugar dairy free single shot of coffee. Listen, I fall victim to words like collagen.

But nothing. Nothing. Yeah, like, what are you? What are we? What are they doing to us? What are they? I swear to God? Can I give you a TTT real real quick?

Yeah, that's a TTT. Yeah, it's giving you a real quick. It's sort of TTT. Well, actually, it wasn't TikTok. It was Twitter top. So it's TTT. No one would have, whatever you want to say is on TikTok.

Vitamin C doesn't actually help you beat a cold.

What the fuck does she do then? Nothing. She does nothing. And also, Tumor can't help you beat a cold. But Tumor can help with a bunch of other stuff. So it's still okay to take Tumor.

I do swear by that. Um, but with vitamin C, I've known for a while emergency their whole 5,000 you pee it out.

Whatever your body doesn't use, you pee it out. It's like, yeah, me 5,000 milligrams of vitamin C. I'll store this for the winter. It's like, no, you pee it out.

Shit. And that's what she was saying also about Tumor is like your body's heat absorbs it too quickly for it to do anything for a cold.

Okay. But I think it still helps with inflammation. Don't Google it. Don't Google it. Don't eat fucking dare. You can ask Jeeps.

You can't Google it. I think you would say ask Jesus.

And you're next confessional as Jesus. Listen, if Jesus is texting you back, ask her. Absolutely.

But we are not on speaking terms. Oh my God. You're definitely not going to be after this episode. Okay. Horoscopes. Horoscopes is Zachary and I's attempt at trying to learn the signs better.

I've had about 8,644 podcast episodes about astrology with like professional astrologist and shit and horoscope people, you know those horoscope people.

Yeah, you know, I always get nervous that I'm going to get astronomy and astrology mixed up. Do we know the difference? They're all stars. Okay. Astronomy is stars. I'm going to relieve that stress for myself then.

I'm going to release it. That was so Libra of you. No, I've had so many people to talk about it. And I still only know like three signs very intimately because they're mine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just as a reminder, you got a Leo Gemini Gemini over here.

Libra, sadge, sadge, Libra, sadge, sadge, sadge, sadge, sadge, but horoscopes is a little segment where we eat horoscopes.

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