“We're Not Having Sex, We're Eating Pretzel Bites” with The Dumb Dads | 29

I Love My Kid, But...

Wondery

Parenting, Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Comedy

4.9 • 756 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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This week, Kevin Laferriere and Evan Berger aka The Dumb Dads, join Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…remember when you and the other person who helped make those little time-sucks were friends!? This week is all about making sure we’re carving out time for our OG’s, the ones who were here before kids - our spouses. When Chris’ babysitter didn’t get the cancellation memo, he and his wife decided to take advantage of the extra help by sneaking upstairs for a little sexy time. Unfortunately, a near-disastrous interruption from Sunny and the sitter threw a very cold bucket of water on that idea. Thanks to kids, Kevin Laferriere and Evan Berger have so little alone time with their spouses that they find themselves needing to schedule everything, even fights. Of course, they also relish the good times alone with their wives - those precious 7 minutes between putting the kids to bed and collapsing into bed for the night yourself. We’ll take what we can get for the ones we love the most!

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0:48.9	Plus. Hey fellow parents, just a heads up that this show may have kid in the title, but it is not for
0:55.3	kids. We cuss a lot. And so if you're with your kids, you might want to save this for later.
1:07.0	Hi, my name's Evan, and I love my kids, but they constantly treat me like I have no idea what I'm doing.
1:15.1	Hi, my name is Kevin, and I love my kids, but I need them to stop asking me about death because I'm not handling.
1:23.6	From Wondery, I'm Chris Garcia.
1:25.8	I'm Megyn Gately.
1:26.9	And I'm Kurt Brown-Oller.
1:28.2	And this is I Love My Kid, but...
1:31.0	So, memes, that's what we look like.
1:39.0	Some names.
1:42.4	That's what we look like.
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