“Ozzy Osbourne Would Be A Great Santa” with Jack Osbourne | 30
I Love My Kid, But...
Wondery
4.9 • 756 Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2023
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
This week, Jack Osbourne joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s the most expensive time of the year! Megan finds out that no matter if it’s Los Angeles or Indianapolis, Santa is still going to shake you down and get what’s his. Gone are the days of taking your kids to the mall for a free picture with the cigarette scented Santa because the big man has bills to pay too, apparently. The first family of reality television, Jack Osbourne, managed to convince his non-believing oldest daughter to join her sisters in a holiday photo with Ol’ Saint Nick and also discusses what it’s like for his girls to have a real life, iconic, Rock-N-Roll legend as a grandfather. We’d all probably prefer Santa Ozzy, but we’re stuck doling out a hundred bucks to have our crying kids take a pic with the jolly ol’ town drunk. Happy Holidays, Buttheads!
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| 0:00.0 | Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to I Love My Kid, but early and ad-free right now. |
| 0:06.1 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:09.5 | The Grinch is back again to ruin your Christmas season with Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast. |
| 0:14.6 | Listen as his celebrity guests try to persuade the Grinch that there's more to love about the holiday season. |
| 0:19.4 | Follow Tis the Grinch holiday podcast on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:23.7 | Grownups, enjoy bonus content of Tis the Grinch holiday podcast exclusively on Wondery Plus. |
| 0:29.6 | They say Hollywood is where dreams are made. |
| 0:32.1 | A seductive city where many flock to get rich, be adored, and capture America's heart. |
| 0:37.7 | But when the spotlight turns off, fame, fortune, and lives can disappear in an instant. |
| 0:44.4 | Follow Hollywood and Crime, the Cotton Club murder on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:49.5 | Hey, fellow parents. Just a heads up that this show may have kid in the title, but it is not for |
| 0:55.2 | kids. We cuss a lot. And so if you're with your kids, you may want to save this for later. |
| 1:06.2 | Hi, I'm Jack Osborne. I love my kids, but I am so tired of poop. |
| 1:12.9 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:14.2 | 11 years straight of handling poop. |
| 1:16.9 | From Wondery, I'm Chris Garcia. |
| 1:18.9 | I'm Megan Galey. |
| 1:20.0 | And I'm Kurt Brown-Oller. |
| 1:21.3 | And this is I love my kid, but... |
| 1:23.6 | Some news. |
| 1:37.3 | That's what we look like. Yeah. But. Welcome to I love my kid, but your weekly escape from ornaments being smashed on the ground repeatedly over and over and over again. |
| 1:47.6 | And just to remind you that we are all in this together. |
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