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The Bert Show. Hi parents, you have leverage with Christmas right around the corner. You got

leverage. I love this. We do it every year. Sam is

a scared straight, right? It is a tradition now. When you have an end with Santa, how can

you not take advantage of it? We have his number. We call him up. Give him the deets on your

kids who are behaving and he calls up your kids and he scares them straight for the holidays.

That's why we call it Santa scared straight. If you are a new Bert Show listener and you

have a child right now, that's like right in the middle there. No, no, no, they're on

the naughty list. Somebody, we're about to listen to somebody who throw punch somebody.

She's on the naughty list. Yeah. You need to take drastic measures. You're going to hear

it again. You need to take drastic measures here and there is nothing more drastic to a

five year old or a six year old than getting a call from the big dude himself going, hey,

I love you. I got to be honest with you. You're not on the nice list right now. That's

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