We’re in Our 30s… and Scared to Have Kids
Pretty Basic with Alisha Marie and Remi Cruz
Dear Media
4.8 • 36.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
This week on Pretty Basic, we’re recapping the ultimate girls’ day turned chaotic Hollywood weekend — from celebrity-filled million-dollar house parties in the Hills to candy store blackouts. We dive into stress hives, hormonal acne, parasocial relationships, and the moment Alisha swiped her card at lightning speed for one very important reason.
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| 0:00.0 | We went to this house party. |
| 0:02.9 | The second I walked through the front gate, I could totally live here. |
| 0:07.5 | We also have to talk about me swiping that card so bad. |
| 0:09.6 | Yes. |
| 0:10.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:18.6 | Pretty basic. |
| 0:22.4 | Hello, everyone. Welcome back to Pretty Basic. I am your co-host, Alicia Marie. I'm your co-host. I'm your other co-host, Remy Parson. |
| 0:30.2 | And we're just so happy that you decided to spend, I don't know, 58 minutes. I'm trying to guess. |
| 0:36.4 | Imagine I guess exactly how long this episode was going to be. |
| 0:38.8 | An hour and five minutes of your life with us today. |
| 0:42.7 | Ooh, okay, a longer one. |
| 0:43.7 | I'm going to say 59 minutes and 43 seconds. |
| 0:48.9 | And 43 seconds. |
| 0:50.4 | Let's see. |
| 0:51.1 | When you really think about it, it is insane and crazy to me that people, like, giving your time to someone is the ultimate love language. You know what I mean? More than anything. And every week, you guys, tune in. You watch the YouTube. You comment. You like. You hype this video. You do all the things. And it just means so much. So thank you so much. No, I can't believe we're going on eight seasons. We're like, we're well into eight seasons of those podcasts, which is sorry, hold on. My brain today is moving quicker than my mouth. Hold on. Me, Mamma, mo. Wait, I'm the opposite. Your, my body's moving quicker than your brain. my brain. Okay, good. We'll just like give each other a little bit. Like Leah and, give me half. Was it Leah and Rob? |
| 1:30.3 | Yeah. Remember when they did that? |
| 1:31.3 | They're like, My body's moving quicker than your brain. My brain. Okay, good. We'll just like give each other a little bit. |
| 1:27.8 | Like Leah and Rob. |
| 1:28.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.0 | Remember when they did that? |
| 1:31.3 | They're like, here's your brain. |
| 1:32.5 | Oh. I think about that often. Wait, I forgot about that. Oh my God. But I will say one thing that Smosh does that I love that like eventually we need to start trying to do is they'll look at the camera and point where they think the little, |
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