We're in a CORNER and we're STUFFED %% Panera Bread Salad Stuffers

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Our Heroes head to Panera to get absolutely stuffed... with salad. The Sauce Monkey is backed into a corner and he's lashing OUT. Don't get scratched or bit or shrieked at. Panera wasn't exactly wacky but there are specialized mice who are ready to fix our teeth. What? Support us and grab a shirt my boy https://100percenteat.storeIf you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chance to be a cuck! Sign up now at Patreon.com/100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Expedia and Visit Scotland.
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0:30.1	I'm ready.
0:30.8	Yeah!
0:31.8	Here we go!
0:33.7	Oh shit, fuck, false.
0:35.9	We're not going.
0:37.2	Go! All that's it. Nope. All of that's in. Don't you look at me. I'm in a corner. It's your own corner! Welcome to shit fuck balls, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need to you. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan, Suarez.
0:54.9	Jordan, how are you?
0:55.9	Whatever.
0:58.6	Whatever bit I may have had playing doesn't matter anymore after that start.
1:03.5	Whatever.
1:04.4	Whatever, I got you.
1:05.5	I'll carry it.
1:07.1	It's good.
1:07.6	Put it on me.
1:09.0	We can't compete with Nick.
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